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To start off our blog, we thought we’d brighten up these dark winter days with some light-hearted fun. So we asked the team to share their best light bulb jokes. Some were downright hilarious, others, frankly bizarre – read on and let us know what you think!
>How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.
> How many drunks does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to hold the light bulb, and 99 to drink until the room spins.
> How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
> How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? “We just report the facts, we don’t change them.”
> How many coppers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It should turn itself in.
> How many government members does it take to change a light bulb? Members of the government never change light bulbs. They prefer to keep the public in the dark.
> How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Real men aren’t afraid of the dark.
> How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? The answer, my friend, has blown in the wind.
> How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb? What? Go all the way up there and come back empty? You must be joking mate!
> How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? Four.One to hold the bulb, and three to turn the ladder.
> How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new flat.”
> How many THRILLER WRITERS does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end!
If you have any light bulb jokes, we’d love to hear from you. Add them to our page by commenting in the space below.